Now that we all agree on that, let’s discuss how to avoid drug tests, especially urine-based ones. They are one of the most common kinds of drug tests out there, and they can be frightening if you pick up a small amount of weed last weekend.
If things get bad enough, you might smoke your next joint, because there is a big inquiry at work, a police report, people judging you left and right, and if things get bad enough, you might be fired. Everyone who smokes weed has been warned about it. After a long day at work, what harm is caused by a few puffs of cannabinoids? Do you think you deserve to be screwed over for that? We don’t think that’s true.
That is why we are always looking for new ways to help smokers pass their drug tests. One of the more uncommon ways people have used to beat a drug test is by using a fruit product.
What The Hell Is Pectin?
There is a substance in sweet fruit called pectin. It forms a jam-like substance when you heat it together with sugar. It is a fiber, which means it is good at getting your system flushed with toxins by pooping it out.
Now, Certo/Sure Jell is a brand of fruit pectin that’s been around for a long time – you might recognize it as a binder in your favorite slice of apple pie. But this sweet treat has also been the center of a detoxifying method that’s supposed to flush your system of toxins like the ones you find in weed. In theory, the ingredients in Certo will bind with the toxins in your bloodstream and convert them into fat for you to poop out.
There is some science to back this up, even though it sounds crazy.
Fat, Fiber, and Fruit Pectin
Your body is forced to use the fat stores for energy if you don’t give it enough calories because of the high levels ofCarbohydrate andFiber in certo. Your body fluids include your saliva, blood, and urine, when fat-activated byproducts are released from your cells.
Since they are liquid, toxins like these usually leave your body through peeing. The toxins are bound to the free-flowing fat and turned into a solid, instead of a liquid. The toxins that would be in your urine are moved to your intestines via fat deposits, so you can poop them out.
Your body will be able to get most of the toxins in about a day or two, and you won’t have to worry about pooping it out.
A Certo Guarantee?
You see why this plan sounds good: you’re reporting in for a urine test, but all the toxins that can give you away are in your shit. Unless you’re being tested for your poop as well (which doesn’t happen unless it’s an annual health exam), you’ll come up clean in your urine test.
There are three reasons why people would recommend Sure Jell to beat the urine test.
It works fast
Since the process for binding toxins to your fat takes less than two days, this is a way for you to prepare for an unexpected urinalysis. If you have additional fiber and fluids, you should be able to poop out the toxins in your bloodstream before your exam.
It’s easy to find
One of the most popular commercial products are the Certo/Sure-Jel products. After you get the notice for your drug test, you can buy yourself a pack at the grocery store. As far as ingredients go, they are an easy thing to get and there are a couple of other things that you will need.
It’s not too complicated to use
To replenish lost electrolytes, most people use Certo/Sure Jell with Gatorade and B12 to restore the lost nutrition in their urine. All you need is a lot of water and a few extra packs of Certo for this method to work.
The science sticks and it is easy to come across, that is what it sounds like. What do you do with it?
The Certo/Sure Jell Method Breakdown
We are not talking about a product, we are talking about a method to get rid of toxins in your body. What are the other things that you need to do?
We mentioned earlier that there are two things that work best with this method, and they are B12 and any sports drink. You need them because of that.
Sports drinks contain a lot of electrolytes, something that you lose when you pee or poop a lot. Given that Certo/Sure Jell will empty your bladder and your intestines, you’ll definitely need more of these to avoid getting dehydrated and actually being able to pee when testing day comes around.
Multivitamins don’t just help your body cope with the flushing process, but they also reintroduce a lot of key ingredients that are found in normal urine. If you skip taking them with your Certo/Sure Jell, your urine can come out diluted during testing, which can set off alarms about your sample. Multivitamins in higher doses can help make up for the missing ingredients in your urine.
The night before the drug test, you should be taking a mixture of Certo/Sure Jell with a sports drink and an additional mixture of two hours before the test. Take your last dose of vitamins to make sure your urine doesn’t set off any alarms.
One of the strong points of this method is that it is not very complicated. But does it work?
The Certo/Sure Jell Experience
Maybe is what it is in a nutshell. There is some evidence that it works for some people, but the lack of a consistent standard on how to use the product effectively makes it difficult for us to recommend it. There are other issues to consider as well.
It’s unreliable after a day
Your body will start showing signs of drug use if you don’t keep drinking your mixture. If they can’t suddenly change testing times, this wouldn’t be a problem, and you would want something with a limited window of effectiveness to work for you.
There’s no guarantee it can catch all the toxins
While binding toxins to fat deposits can work, remember that your body contains traces of drugs after use. It is a good way to get most of the toxins in your body to pass as poop, but there is always the danger that it can’t catch all of them.
Tests are more sophisticated
The answer is because it could have worked before, when urine testing didn’t have access to better equipment that could break down your urine by the millimeter. It will pass under casual scrutiny, but for high-tech laboratory equipment, not so much.
If you are a very occasional user, this is a good complement to stronger products that are better for you. Even if you don’t take the fat-binding feature into account, it’s still a good source of fiber which can help diminish the amount of toxins that can be detected in your body.
So What If I Want To Be Absolutely Sure I’ll Pass?
You should only use the Certo/Sure Jell method if you want to use another product, like Toxin Rid. It is too weak of a formula to be used to guarantee a passing piss test, but combined with stronger products, your chances of passing are a lot higher.
Alternatively, you can skip this step all together and just buy yourself a synthetic urine kit such as Quick Fix to put into the bottle during testing. You don’t have to do any long-term detoxing methods before taking your test, and it’s a product that mimics real urine closely enough to pass a laboratory test. It’s a faster and more convenient solution than detoxing, and can work for anyone.
Is it legit to use the Sure Jell method? Maybe, maybe. Is it possible that you would pass your urine test? If you are looking for a way to pass urine tests 100% of the time, we recommend looking for other solutions.
It might sound like a great idea, but we think it would be better if pies were the solution.